I don’t chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it for you.
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
My virgin eyes!
My mistress... is in love with you. But you're in a relationship with someone else, right? And you've been showing that off to her face! That's precisely why the stress kept building up! If you, the source of her stress, were to disappear, there would be no reason for me to be here! I'll make sure... to KILL YOU.